Killer Rats - aka - Rats (2003)

Murderous mice threaten to devour hospital patients unless they're taken to their leader Mickey…just kidding.

Director: Tibor Takacs

Starring: Bailey Chase, Sarah Downing, Michael Hagerty, Amy Parks, Ron Perlman, Michael Zelniker.

 

Ron Perlman as Dr William Winslow


At a mental health institution, the rats from a forgotten experiment (how anyone can forget an experiment I'll never understand, talk about a swiss cheese memory) have begun to mutate (of course) and eat the patients (guess the kitchen was out of head cheese) just as an undercover reporter checks in to do an inside story on the clinic (timing is everything, the proverbial hickory clock must not have struck one yet and the mouse is still running up it).

Okay, I have to be honest, this movie was lame. The special effects were horrible. The mother rat looked like some cheesy Halloween house decoration you'd leave out on your porch to wipe your feet on. The rat spawns had such fake glowing red eyes you'd think they'd be blind (but then again they all had their tails and there were way more than three of them). There was even a "Willard" type character who had a telepathic bond with the rodents (all he must have heard was "Brains! Brains! Must have fresh brains!" because the rats decapitated their victims). Although if you're actually into B- horror flicks you may love this movie and think it's the Mouse King of the genre.

Ron Perlman plays the head of the institution and the head of the forgotten experiment. It's a bad movie but he at least is, as always, good. Want to know more? Remember the remarks I made earlier about head cheese and decapitations?

Availability: VHS and DVD. Suggest: Amazon.com. I have bought from Amazon for years, both new and used, and have had no problems. Please remember to check that the VHS/DVD is compatible with your country/region.

Definitely a rental and definitely have a drink.

By Tressa Lee Breen.

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